Winter 1, Me 0

Jaysis, I get over one crippling flu, come out of it feeling awesome and then I’m crippled straight after by ridiculously cold weather. The recent winter snap has got everyone complaining that its cold and I wasn’t gonna jump straight onto that bandwagon but shit me somewhere warmer, it’s cold.

For the last few nights I’ve struggled to get into my car because the frost has sealed the doors tight and at one point had to go in through the backseat doors and kinda kick the drivers side open, which then allows me to spend several minutes in my ice tomb waiting for the damn windows to clear up of all the ice.

Things to try to do tomorrow should I somehow not feel compelled to stay in bed where it’s only slightly warmer than a penguin’s testicles: buy a bigger heater. In an old style house like mine, oil heaters don’t do shit. That or get the fireplace in my room working.