This is just too strange…
Wed, 4 Feb 2009
An alleged bird smuggler had his feathers ruffled when airport customs officers seized two live pigeons stuffed into his tights.
They allegedly found in the man’s pocket a multi-vitamin container holding two birds eggs, and a further search revealed he was wearing tights with the two live birds stuffed inside, one in each leg. [full article]
I don’t even need to make a witty or comment or anything on this article. I mean, I’m sure the underground world of bird smuggling is something very serious grim and seedy, but… ha… get it? Seedy. Puns are awesome.