This is just too strange…

An alleged bird smuggler had his feathers ruffled when airport customs officers seized two live pigeons stuffed into his tights.

They allegedly found in the man’s pocket a multi-vitamin container holding two birds eggs, and a further search revealed he was wearing tights with the two live birds stuffed inside, one in each leg. [full article]

I don’t even need to make a witty or comment or anything on this article. I mean, I’m sure the underground world of bird smuggling is something very serious grim and seedy, but… ha… get it? Seedy. Puns are awesome.