Impressively, this site is starting to near 1000 hits which is so cool I’m gonna do a repeat of what I did last time my site neared 1000 hits, offer a sweet prize to whoever is the 1000th visitor or nearest to after the fact. You can take screen caps by pressing alt + print screen which will copy an image to your clipboard. Save it, send it to me and you could also win one of these…

And second prize is you all have to suffer through this.

Where is your god now?

• Twins who swapped roles charged with fraud
  An Italian woman who worked as a part-time judge as well as a lawyer was substituted by her identical twin sister in court so she would not lose out on legal fees when she had two simultaneous engagements. (full article)

• Windscreen washer jailed for red-lights grope
  The court heard that on September 9 last year, Wainohu had approached his victim at the intersection of Hamilton’s Mill and Ulster Sts, offering to wash her windscreen.

  As the woman lowered her window to pay Wainohu, he reached in and squeezed her breast. (full article)

• Teen tries to kill mum to pay for breast job
  Cause guys seriously like boobs that much.
  A US teen had a extreme plan to pay for his girlfriend’s breast implants – hire some thugs to kill his mother, then sell her car. (full article)

Seriously. Sometimes I feel a little stabby just to get as some great cleavage. Its science.