Aches All Over

Extract from a conversation this morning…

Flatmate Sean: “Hey Chris”
Lazy Chris: “Yeah?”
Flatmate Sean: “We’re going to the gym, wanna come along?”
A beat of laziness
Lazy Chris: “Um… Okay.”
A beat of silence
Flatmate Sean: “Fuck.”

I hurt now. How do these people put themselves through such torture? Endorphins are good and perhaps being cut studly and buff is good too, but ow. Didn’t help the leg either. Besides, I can tackle down a mountain lion with two hands behind my back (three lions with one hand btw).

Then again, Bruce Willis can headbutt a tank and make it explode in the air, as you can see from the Die Hard 4 trailer here.